Top 10 Sex Positions!

Welcome to the most accredited online college for sex. Please take a seat, I will be your instructor. Class, we are about to look at your guidebook for while you're on the bed. Study carefully and remember to make sure you practice!

1) The traditional missionary 
Although the missionary position is widely regarded as the big grey pants of sexual positions, it's still the most popular, and it's easy to see why: it allows for close body contact and eye contact with kissing and talking throughout. There's very little the woman can do to chivvy things along though, so he has to be prepared to do all the work. 
How to do it: You lie on your back with your legs open. He lies over you face-to-face supporting his weight on his forearms. 
Difficulty rating:1/5 

2. Woman on top 
Most men love it when women take charge and this is the perfect position for you to do so. You can still have lots of snogging and body-to-body contact but you get to have control of how fast or slowly things are progressing. This can sometimes prove frustrating for him, but at least he gets a view to compensate! 
How to do it: He lies on his back while you lie over him face-to-face, extending your legs behind you. You can press your legs together or keep them open. 
Difficulty rating: 2/5 

3. The tabletop 
This is a great one to try outside of the bedroom on any relatively flat, thigh-height surface like the dining room table, pool table, your boss's desk (you get the picture). It sounds like you need to be quite supple to get it right but in actual fact it's quite easy. 
How to do it: You lie on the chosen flat surface with your legs above you in the air at 90° or so. He leans against your legs, slipping his head between them but keeping them pretty much together and gets to work! 
Difficulty rating: 2/5 

4. The spoon 
This is an intimate position and is ideal for the incredibly lazy - you don't even need to move to fall asleep happily (afterwards though!). It's also a great position for a bit of neck nuzzling on his part, or for him to whisper sweet nothings or sweeter somethings into your ear. 
How to do it: You lie on your side and he "spoons" around your body from behind. You draw your knees up and open your thighs and he takes you from behind. 
Difficulty rating:2/5 

5. Doggy-style 
This is one of the most common positions for lots of reasons. Firstly, it's said to be one of the easiest ways to find the elusive G-spot (or at least to have fun trying). It's also a position that men really enjoy because it's quite primal. He gets to feel powerful and can see the mechanics of what's going on at the same time. Men love that for some reason. 
How to do it: You kneel on all fours with your legs parted. He kneels up behind you holding onto your hips. 
Difficulty rating: 2/5 

6. The lap dance 
This one requires the use of a regular chair with no arms. It's quite limiting in how much it allows you both to move (and you have to do most of the work), but it's easy to change to another position like doggy style, without too much bother. 
How to do it: He sits on a chair with his legs together. You open your legs and lower yourself backwards onto him as if you're sitting on his lap. If your feet don't touch the floor, wear some stilettos... he'll like them too! 
Difficulty rating: 3/5 

7. The quickie 
This is the perfect position for quickie sex. If you're wearing a skirt, it can be done quite easily without removing any clothing at all. This is the position you always see performed in the movies in a domestic setting - like on the washing machine or kitchen counter! 
How to do it: You sit on a surface that's about the same height as his pelvis. He stands in front of you and you wrap your legs around his back. 
Difficulty rating: 3/5 

8. The rocker 
This position is great for blokes who like bums as he'll get a great view but it's not one for novices. He'll be totally in control with the added bonus that you'll have an element of surprise thrown in - you won't be able to see anything he's doing! 
How to do it: He lies on his back and you lie on your front on top of him facing his feet. Rest on your elbows with your legs straight and slightly apart and grab onto his ankles. 
Difficulty rating:4/5 

9. The L 
This one's a little fiddly to get into properly but the results are worth it for him and you. It can be hard work for you to keep her legs together and you could even get cramp (eek!) but crossing the legs at the ankles can avoid this. 
How to do it: You lie on your side with your legs at a 90° angle, forming an L shape. He kneels up behind you holding onto your hips. Once he's in, squeeze your legs together and away you go! 
Difficulty rating: 4/5 

10. Stand & deliver 
Having sex standing up is demanding but passionate - you have to really be in the mood for it and have a good sense of balance! This position is an easy one to get you started but you'll probably want to switch positions when things get steamy. 
How to do it: He stands with his back to a wall with his knees slightly bent. You lower yourself down onto him supporting yourself on his shoulders. He stands up straight and you pull one leg up which he supports in the crook of his elbow. Phew! 
Difficulty rating: 5/5

Original Source of Article: http://uktv.co.uk/really/item/aid/630729

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The Friend Zone: What Are You Going To Do?

My friends, the time has to come to discuss one of the most dreaded fates in the dating world. The most painful place in the dating world because you are so close to getting the girl you've always wanted but you're so far. The place where friendships are ruined and hearts are broken. The Friend-Zone.  *Insert dramatic music*

Guys, how many times has it happened where you developed feelings for a girl, treated her like a queen, were always there for her, dried her tears, bought her gifts and followed her every command? You give her all of your love and then some. Then finally you build up your confidence, walk up to her and ask her out, only to hear "You're an amazing guy and any girl would be lucky to have you but you're like my brother, I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Painful right? I know the feeling. I've been there plenty times, I've always tried to be the nice guy but then one day I just got fed up and stopped caring. I shit you not, the moment I stopped caring is when all the girls started to think of me more then a friend. It's confusing but you know the saying "even too much of a good thing can be bad for you"? Well that apparently also applies to women. 

Once you start showering them with compliments, listening to their every demand and helping them with their boyfriend problems you'll start being thought of as "one of the girls", not a potential boyfriend. First of all, complimenting a girl is not flirting. Girls compliment each other, does it mean they're flirting? No. Complimenting is just a nice gesture, same thing with being nice and comforting each other. Think about it bro, if you're showing no signs of sexual attraction and you're acting like every one of her other girl-friends, shouldn't she naturally group you with them as well? 

What you have to do is find a middle ground, be nice and show your caring side but don't smother her. Show her that you have an attraction to her that goes beyond just friend ship. 

Now this is the tricky part, here is where a lot of guys ruin their friendships by coming off too strong and creeping her the fuck out. It's not an overnight process, the first thing you should do is distance yourself from her. Don't cut off ties, just do your own thing for a while and show her you have a life outside of her. If you're giving someone constant attention and company they get used to it. So if you were to suddenly stop giving them what they expect, it's only natural for them to get confused. Some girls will get irritated and annoyed at first, while others will blow it off as nothing because they expect you to come back to them. Eventually, no matter how they initially reacted, they WILL come after you. This flips the tables, since now instead of you constantly following her, she's going to pursue you to regain that attention. 

Now this is where you redo your past steps, instead of smothering her and putting her on a pedestal. Take a calm, confident and clean approach. By clean, I mean to have your intentions known. This doesn't mean to blurt out that you love her off, you basically flirt with her and show you do have some sort of sexual attraction towards her. This will erase that past brotherly image and repaint the canvas into your favour. 

All talk apart, this job is A LOT easier said then done. I'm NOT saying this will apply to all women. I'm speaking off personal experience and telling you what has worked for me. Me and my current girlfriend were best friends for 5 years prior to going out and we have been together for 2 years now. We are both extremely happy and I won't lie, having a best friend as a girlfriend make's things a lot easier. You know each other and have trust built up from before. 

Honestly though, even if there are a few success stories and good things about getting into a relationship with a close friend, there are just as many down sides. I may have showed you a method that worked for me, but every person is different. You can't learn to win over your friend's heart on an online college or website, every situation is different. A lot of friendships get ruined because of these scenarios. It's best to try and move on unless you have really strong feelings for the girl. I'm not trying to break anyone's confidence but I really just want to help you guys out. Make your own decision, are you willing to take the risk and possibly lose your friendship?

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10 Things You Should Never Say To Your Girlfriend

For the first lesson, we're going to start off slow. You guys should know most of these things but if you don't then you're probably cold and lonely. These statements apply to 99% of women, not all.

1) "Why don't you have a body like her?" - This is at the top because this can bring out the worst in any women. Doesn't matter who it is or if you have a sexual relationship with them or not. If you say this to a girl she will most likely give you the nastiest stare you have ever seen. It will make you die a little inside. Women are very sensitive about their looks and bodies so saying like this is just targeting their insecurities. Comparing your girlfriend to another woman in ANY way, is basically putting yourself in a spot where you will NEVER win.

2) "I forgot it was our anniversary today..." - Seriously bro, you can put on puppy faces for life and she will not forgive you. Women are cold and mean people, they don't give a mother fuck that you're "so sorry" or "regretting it." You forget once and it will haunt you for the rest of your life. 10 years later on another anniversary you somehow by the grace of god managed to remember, she's going to look you in the eye and say "I still can't believe you forgot our anniversary that time. You don't give a fuck a bout this relationship!" and at that point you'll start seeing all chances of you getting it in fading away. Damn, even talking about it painful..

3) "Don't take your period out on me."/"Go change your diaper". - Those will be the last words out of your mouth before she shanks your left nut. Saying that to a woman on her period is like running through airport security saying, "TALIBAN FO LYFEEE!" It won't end well. The best thing to do when your girl is on her period is too suppress your anger, keep your mouth shut and walk away from arguments. Specially on the first couple days, YOU CAN'T WIN.

4) "My Ex had amazing hair." - You stupid motherfucker, Refer to #1, last sentence. Let's get a few things clear, your girlfriend will have different levels of hatred towards girls. The most hated girls are your Ex's and your hot girl-friends. The mid-tier girls who they sort of hate but don't care for at the same time are the hot girls you check out at the mall, the one's they don't like/don't care for would be the average/ugly girls. Now your girlfriend's main goal is going to be to insult your Ex's to a point where even you start to hate them with your life. Saying ANYTHING nice about your Ex is going to be taken as a slap to the face. So don't mention your Ex, hate your Ex, forget she ever existed and you will be fine. :)

5) "Stop crying."/"Relax" - This will seriously make her cry even more or make her even angrier. A mesothelioma cancer lawyer is rarer then a woman who will actually listen to that statement. This will make her even more frustrated and cause her to start saying shit like "YOU SHOULD BE COMFORTING ME!," "WHAT KIND OF SHITTY BOYFRIEND ARE YOU?!?!" So take my advice, if they cry, hold them and don't say anything. It's the best way to go.

6) "I don't care." - Guys who say this are basically looking for an argument. Girls WANT you to care, so if you tell them the exact opposite, it's obviously going to trigger anger. You should always make them feel like every little thing that has to do with them holds meaning to you. Even if you don't give a flying fuck about what she's saying, suck it up and listen. If she asks you on an opinion NEVER say "I don't care," they will just get frustrated and angry. I admit, it's not as simple as it sounds but you should atleast put in an effort.

7) "I want to put it in your butt." - What, do you have like fucking down syndrome? You don't say that to a girl, keep your perverted fantasies to yourself until you actually get it on. If you want you girl to do things you like sexually, then you have to do things she likes that aren't sexual. That mean's listening to her, complimenting her, showing her you care, buying her presents and letting her know you love her. Now hear me out, NEVER lie to a girl for sex. They WILL find out, they got this inner sensor for lies in them. They can tell when you're trying too hard or lieing for sex. Just act like a good boyfriend and eventually you'll get what you want. 

8) Girl: "Who's hotter, me or her?"

    You: "I don't know.. It doesn't matter." - WRONG

RIGHT ANSWER: "Of course it's you baby, she's just some next hoe." - 

Before you start saying "BUT..BUT.. YOU SAID NEVER TO LIE!!!", there are things you should lie about and things you shouldn't lie about, if you are making your girlfriend feel good, it's acceptable since it's not for your own selfish needs. When you reply to a question like that with an "I don't know" or "Why does it matter..?" She hears it as you saying "wow you ugly bitch, obviously she's the hotter one." So yeah, ALWAYS say its her and don't just say it casually. You have too sell your point, make her believe it, otherwise you can say goodbye to happy times.

9) "Why aren't you wearing any make-up..?" - Okay look, girls usually feel naked around anyone without make-up, it's a necessity in their life. So if your girlfriends comfortable enough to be make-up free around you then she expects you not to notice it and still find her beautiful. It's normal for them to be always wearing make-up in the early stages of the relationships but you can't expect them to always be dressed up for the rest of your relationship. So don't be a dick, if your girlfriend isn't wearing any make-up it's a good thing because she trusts you to find her beautiful regardless.

10) *Insert any excuse* - Girls of all shapes and sizes, HATE excuses. Trust me on this one, you're better off just saying your stuff straight up instead of trying to cover up with excuses. For one, half of you guys don't know how to make excuses and end up sounded retarded and the other half make excuses all the time so they become unbelievable. It's okay to make excuses at times but don't rely on them to get you away from your girlfriend's anger. Like I said before it's going to be easier to get mesothelioma cancer lawyer, then to find a girl who will always buy your excuses.

So that's the end of my list, like I said before. They may be common knowledge to some of you but not everyone knows this. There are also a few guys who know but continue to do them any ways. Do yourself and your girlfriend a favour by just NOT saying these things. Life will be easier, trust me. 

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Teenage Love = Car Wreck?

Nowadays the term "I Love You" is tossed around like a prostitute on the Vegas strip. It doesn't really hold meaning any more, people are infatuated with the idea of being in love and fail to recognize what real love is. Like every other day I see a new relationship pop up on Facebook and the conversation always goes like this:


Martha is in a relationship with Henry.


Random girl: OMGGGG NO WAY!!! 
Martha: omgggg i knowwwwww, i fully LOVE him!<333
Henry: awww i love you more boo<33333
Martha: nooooo i dooo!
Henry: believee me, i love u moree<33333
Random girl: you guys are soo fucking cute, can't wait till you get married ;)
and so on..


It's like yo, shut the fuck up, you don't love each other and no one's getting married. You can't say you love someone just because you started going out with them. 90% of the time, girls say "i love you" to their new boyfriends because they misinterpret a sense of excitement as love. They want to tell everyone they're going out, "claim" their property and also because feel they HAVE to say it.


In the movie's, it's always about falling in love and it throws peoples mind state's into this false reality that even the slightest bit of attraction is love. There's never any middle ground, but people have to understand it's a motherfucking MOVIE. Why do you treat it like your bible? It's possible for someone to just have a slight attraction toward someone else without labelling it as love.


While on the other hand, 90% of the time guys will be saying it to flatter their girlfriend just so they can get a move in or we say it because our girl said it first and we don't want to be dicks. I'm not saying EVERY guy says it for that exact reason but a lot of us do. I personally didn't say I love you until i knew i had the right one. Otherwise I would be lieing to myself and the girl.


Seriously, people need to get auto insurance quotes because all their relationships end up like car wrecks. The only thing is, you can't get an automotive insurance quote to fix on this highway of broken hearts. Love isn't when someone buys you nice things, give you compliments or take's you places. Sure those are parts of it but anyone can be with you through the happy times but only people that actually love you will stick around through the darkness. You know you love someone if you're ready to give up anything in the world for them, or are willing to do anything to make them happy. 


I'm not saying it's impossible to be in love when you're a teenager because on rare occasions, couples make it through, get married and go on living their lives happily. But notice how I said RARE. Keyword: RARE.


Consider this:
If someone was giving you $1,000,000, a mansion + Ferrari AND was willing to pay insurance for them forever, would you pick those things or the person you're with right now?

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Need help with the opposite sex? Ye, you're in the right place.

Live.Love.Lust.

Okay, so let me start off by saying, I'm not someone speaking off only what I've read online or in books. I've hooked up with plenty girls, been in relationships and me and my current girlfriend have been together for the past 2 years. So yea, I know what I'm talking about. 

Anyways, this blog is basically for anyone who needs advice with people of the opposite sex. It can range from getting the girl of your dreams to just hooking up with someone for a day. 

Don't get me wrong though, this blog isn't limited to just guys, I'm more then willing to help out the ladies too. I can tell you girls things that can cause your boyfriend to break up with you and I can tell my fellow dudes things that will get you guys laid fo sho. 

You can expect posts where I answer questions, share my own stories, give tips and show you tricks that will definitely benefit your love life.

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